Frenemies

Person: You like to torture me, don’t you?
Sarah Miles: Oh, everyone likes to do that!
Person: You’re evil!
Sarah Miles: I bet a lot of people would like to be as evil as me!
Person: *hugs* That’s kinda cute, coming from you.
Sarah Miles: *snugs you*.. I’ll try to say this politely, but your fragrance is less than optimal.
Person: So what you’re saying is that I need to take a shower?
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You bet your burning biscuits I am! ;D
Person: Man, I must really stink.
Sarah Miles: Yes, really.