Who’s On First?

Koal: You’re a strange one – aren’t you?
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Would you enjoy talking about me?
Koal: You are what you are? I can tell!
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: I know you are but what am I?
Koal: I am not.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: That’s okay, I don’t mind.