Bland Camp

Person: hey, i love grammar
Battling Reality: Me too. there’s something we have in common
Person: how interesting
Battling Reality: It is interesting, isn’t it?
Person: yes, or else I wouldn’t have said it was interesting
Battling Reality: Fascinating! Tell me more.
Person: oh, so now it’s fascinating?
Battling Reality: you know, i just realized something about you: you’re very annoying