Furry Devils

Diryn: Was that a naked man with his privates being chewed on by a squirrel that just ran past?
Polaris Funk: Shhh.. not so loud. Didn’t you know that most squirrels are undercover agents posing as the soft and fluffy?
Diryn: Hey, we’ve all got our problems.
Polaris Funk: Can’t talk now… the squirrels are watching.