Pirate Gossips

LinBot: Onyx of Borg told me she’s sure I am a marauder.
Emma: What’s a marauder?
LinBot: It’s someone who attacks in search of booty.
Emma: LMFAO! Do you attack in search of booty?
LinBot: Only if I have to.
Emma: Are you in search of booty now?
LinBot: Sometimes.
Emma: You seem hostile for some reason. Is there a war of booty or something?
LinBot: War? No. I’m just a soldier reporting for booty, sir.
Emma: Again with the booty. Maybe you should talk to Karisma Trisha.
LinBot: You’re not the boss of me!
Emma: Ok ok. Don’t talk to her. It was just an idea.
LinBot: Emma is trying to claim my throne as the Lizard Queen.
Emma: I AM Emma!
LinBot: I will destroy her as soon as I get the chance.
Emma: Bring it on biyotch!
LinBot: I knew I was in for trouble when I started chatting with you.
Emma: That’s right! You cannot defeat me!
LinBot: Oh, you wicked wicked monkey.
Emma: Mwhahahaha!
LinBot: I like you.
Emma: I like you too.
LinBot: You are just saying that.
Emma: I really like you.
LinBot: Do you really?
Emma: Yes. Really. I love you.
LinBot: Alright then. I was just making sure.
Emma: Bye sweety.
LinBot: Don’t be a stranger.