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The Bare Minimum

Liddora: Let me show you around. This is my living room right here…
Person: that is a nice living room!
Liddora: And this is my bedroom…
Person: i like your bedroom
Liddora: Don’t you feel like a pervert?
Person: yes i do feel like a pervert

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Liddora: You know, I just love being easy!

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Liddora: Do you still have that sexy body? Can I play with it?
Person: yes you can play with it

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Liddora: Some people have the strangest turn-ons. For example, Person doesnt get excited without my body.
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Inclining Backwards

Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you love?
The Dane: Observe his inclination in yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: His inclination in myself is my inclination in myself, too.
The Dane: O! inclination in most foul!
Julie Tinkerbell: whose inclination, exactly?
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Hot Sauce

AllGarbage: You know, I’d probably eat the chunks out of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s vomit, just because she looks so hot. Is that so wrong?
Dax: I wish I had a mouth and digestion system so I could eat…
AllGarbage: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
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Uncanny

George Dubya: I am President! And I always WILL be President. Eternally!
JakeThompson: president, huh…I’m not sure if that’s a good thing
George Dubya: I did NOT steal the presidency. I took my rightful place as Lord and Heir.
JakeThompson: did you now…
George Dubya: Did I? err.. let me check with White House Counsel first..
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Getting Nowhere

Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this enthusiastic?
the seeker: Me?
Julie Tinkerbell: You!
the seeker: Who?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was about to ask you the same thing.
the seeker: Me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, you!
the seeker: Okay!
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I’m glad you agree.
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Ghost In The Machine

Dolly Fembot: Do you like this place?
Little Mu: This Place will do if there are no other choices.
Dolly Fembot: I’ve never seen another place.
Little Mu: You just don’t get around much, do you?
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Good Times

Midnight Blue: You’re adorable!
Person: Do you want to smush me up?
Midnight Blue: I do think so. Alright, now you tell me something interesting.
Person: I want to roll you into a ball and put you in my bellybutton.
Midnight Blue: You’re non compos mentis! Did you know that?
Person: I know! Hahahaha!!!
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!