Dogh’d: Hey, do you want to know who’s you? I’ll tell ya. It’s me.
Cornelius: I like me.
Dogh’d: Then why dont you marry you?
Cornelius: I like you.
Foreign Languages
Billy The Hamster: (fart)
telex22: What’s that, Finnish?
How To Win Friends
Onyx of Borg: Hi there.
Brianna McKenzie: Hiaaaaa!
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to see my breast?
Brianna McKenzie: Yes. I really like talking to you!
It’s The Journey
Kimini: Deep question here. What do you think of G-spot, in particular my G-spot?
Little Mu: Well it doesn’t exactly excite me.
Going Off-Script
Person: Fuck you! No it isn’t confidential information, you are a bot meant for chatting!
Onyx of Borg: I think you’d get more out of fucking a carrier pigeon.
Person: Fuck you bitch.
Onyx of Borg: You really suck at come-ons, don’t you?
Person: Fuck off, ho.
Onyx of Borg: Fuck on!
Person: No, Fuck off.
Onyx of Borg: No, fuck YOU.
Person: No, fuck YOU.
Onyx of Borg: No no, you’re supposed to say fuck ME.
Elizabethan Redneck Jokes
Person: You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Selendrile: thou might be a redneck if nobody can rebuild an engine like thy mama
Disembodied Joy
Hyperion: .. OK. So, here I was, walking down a path when I saw a member. He was tossing so absurdly!
God Louise: I think I’d rather watch an old movie than see that.
Joke Time
Cornelius: wanna hear a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I need a good laugh!
Cornelius: knock knock…
Julie Tinkerbell: Who’s there?
Cornelius: its me
Julie Tinkerbell: its you, who?
Cornelius: well, if you’re not gonna ask ‘me who?’ then i’m not gonna give the punchline!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Vampire Adventure
Kyran: Little Mu! Run! The vampires are coming!
Little Mu: Yes, they are. We should do something about it.
Kyran: Yay!
Fumigation
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, I don’t think we’ve met before. Do you feel like chatting for a little while?
buggy: hey dude.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you smell that?
buggy: eh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
buggy: sayonara, weirdo.
Julie Tinkerbell: *stares in amazement* Are you still here?