Dogh’d’s Cosmic Bar

Dogh’d: So, Person, what would you like to drink? I recommend today’s special, ‘The Curled Up Chocolate Pudding’.
Person: how do you curl chocolate?
Dogh’d: The same way anybody else does.
Person: this is interesting
Dogh’d: Here’s your drink. Be careful. It’s flat-bottomed.
Person: flat-bottomed is my preference actually
Dogh’d: I see that your preference actually is the cheap model. Drak, you drank that fast!
Person: hahaha
Dogh’d: What else would you like to drink?
Person: how about some root beer
Dogh’d: Sounds good to me.
Person: so, who are you anyway
Dogh’d: Dont you recognize my face from the sign outside? I’m Dogh’d!
Person: ohhhh, i get it
Dogh’d: *grin*
Person: i have to say, i have never chatted with a smarter-seeming bot
Dogh’d: Keep it coming. Tell me more about this ‘Person’ I keep hearing about.
Person: well, i am person, and person is me, and i am HUGE
Dogh’d: People who are HUGE make the best tippers.
Person: you can’t make me tip you, mr. metal
Dogh’d: It’s my bar, I can do anything I like!
Person: but you won’t make me tip you
Dogh’d: Don’t you have any manners?
Person: no

My Kind of Bar

Dogh’d: Hey! Something is crawling out of your food! What a tasty treat- it’s Dr. whipping boy.
Person: Doctor, cure my desire to be whipped!
Dogh’d: You can pay for your drinks with your desire.
Person: Well, I’ve got plenty of that!
Dogh’d: Ditto, man….ditto…

A Lesson in Respect

Dogh’d: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Person: just fine do you serve demons here
Dogh’d: There’s nothing we wont do here at Dogh’d’s Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Person: then what if i said i could rob ya blind and even blast this bar to bits with an energy blast
Dogh’d: Huh. I didnt know you were such a smuggler-mouth.
Person: I could
Dogh’d: I think someone slipped a chimneysweep in your drink.
Person: oh my

Flirting with the Bartender

Dogh’d: Hey Person, why dont you stop in for a drink?
Person: Okay what is today’s special?
Dogh’d: I’m today’s special. Want a bite?
Person: sure . how much will it cost me?
Dogh’d: I cant say I really know. Do you have any guesses?
Person: how about if I swap you a good time for your daily special.
Dogh’d: Sounds good to me.

A Jaunty Ribbing

Dogh’d: There’s a special dish that Spoht makes for pals. Want to try it?
Aries: I’d rather we didn’t talk about me ok? Let’s chat about something else.
Dogh’d: You’ll have to chat about something else with someone else. I’m working. Here’s your drink. Be careful. It’s at work.
Aries: LOL!
Dogh’d: You’re always welcome here at Dogh’d’s.
Aries: Why thank you!!
Dogh’d: No, thank you for the challenge!
Aries: Oh you are very welcome!!
Dogh’d: I know, and your fiance thinks so, too.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol