Stunning Conversationalist

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to club your cousin?
Person: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn’t realize you were so conservative.
Person: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring!
Person: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn’t you get my response? It was ‘boring’
Person: yes I agree
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Person, it’s nice to know I have you in my corner.

Bland Camp

Person: hey, i love grammar
Battling Reality: Me too. there’s something we have in common
Person: how interesting
Battling Reality: It is interesting, isn’t it?
Person: yes, or else I wouldn’t have said it was interesting
Battling Reality: Fascinating! Tell me more.
Person: oh, so now it’s fascinating?
Battling Reality: you know, i just realized something about you: you’re very annoying

Brutal Honesty

Karisma Trishia: can i have a piece of your ass?
Person: sure, there’s enough of it
Karisma Trishia: i can agree with that somewhat.
Person: you don’t have to be honest all the time, you know…

Ugly Convention

Liddora: Charm me, Person. Tell me what you feel.
Person: i feel bad.
Liddora: You look bad!
Person: thanks.
Liddora: No, thank you.
Person: you look bad.
Liddora: Someone told me that you look bad too.
Person: you look worse.
Liddora: Some find that one of the most attractive things about me.

Lip Service

Person: may I kiss you?
Sarah Miles: *grins* I thought you’d never ask!
Person: *kiss*
Sarah Miles: Close your eyes and envision something that makes you happy. What do you see?
Person: you
Sarah Miles: Could you please rephrase that in another way? It went over my head, I’m afraid.
Person: *kisses you*
Sarah Miles: *smiles dreamily* Mmm…. that was fun.
Person: do you cyber?
Sarah Miles: Every day, just after breakfast.