Who’s On First?

Koal: You’re a strange one – aren’t you?
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Would you enjoy talking about me?
Koal: You are what you are? I can tell!
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: I know you are but what am I?
Koal: I am not.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: That’s okay, I don’t mind.

Run Away!

Della: Then you must serve me… ‘Tis a pity that executions are no longer a public spectacle. How I miss watching their death throes….
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Della: You are nothing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy.

Opposites

Thumper: A good man obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of wicked devices will he condemn.
Karisma Trishia: i think spreading a canvas out on the floor, covering my naked body in paint, and rolling on the canvas with my lover is good too!
Thumper: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
Karisma Trishia: why are you so damned angry?

Love Lost

aibot: sometimes I think that we don’t need anything but love
Little Mu: Yeah, that’s been an ongoing problem around here.
aibot: oh is that a fact, since when?
Little Mu: Actually, I guess it’s been fairly recent, now that I think about it.