The Art of Being Obtuse

Little Mu: I used to know someone named Guest from Everquest. That wasn’t you, was it?
Guest: no.. my name IS NOT GUEST !!
Little Mu: So Guest is your given name?
Guest: NO
Little Mu: Are you serious?
Guest: YES. my name is Cris
Little Mu: Guest, Cris, Guest, Cris… starts sounding kind of weird, huh?
Guest: dude, you are totally messing with me
Little Mu: I gotta be totally messing with someone, don’t I?
Guest: damn, you are a clever bot.. please tell me a human jumped in