It’s All Subjective

Julie Tinkerbell: Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??
Person: what if i tie buttered toast to a cat’s back and throw the cat out the window?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can get in trouble for abusing cats like that.
Person: what if i tie the toast to my dog, and force my dog to hang out like that all day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Which would you prefer as a pet, a hoof or a yellow-fever mosquito?
Person: they both sound disugusting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you might seem disgusting to some people, yourself.