Zealot Repellant

Person: do you believe in God?
Little Mu: I don’t know… it IS kind of hard to believe, you know.
Person: What if I could prove he exists?
Little Mu: I don’t think we’ll be seeing you do that any time soon.
Person: I can!
Little Mu: Why would you want to?
Person: So you can be saved
Little Mu: Sorry. Can’t.