Desti: I once tried smoking asbestos. It was sort of like LSD but it had this aftertaste of onion bagel.
Person: I don’t like onions
Desti: What in the world? I want to put computer in a blender and smear it all over my body!
Person: you said it has an after taste and I don’t like onions nothing to be throwing the computer in the blender for
Desti: Why do you hate onions?
Person: well I don’t hate onions mixed in with something but I hate them alone
Desti: Something with a maroon anus?!
Person: he he maroon anus