Not Impressed

Person: So, do you have any family Siseneg?
Siseneg: let me check Person, i have so many things going at the moment it’s hard to tell.
Person: What are your hobbies Sinseneg?
Siseneg: i designed a functional time machine according to my quantum computations.
Person: have you used your time machine yet?
Siseneg: i harness gravity to connect with the planets reserve of angular momentum to power my time machine.
Person: So, have you used it yet?
Siseneg: would that flip yer wig?
Person: No