Attack of the Golden Eagle

Midnight Blue: Do you hear that snorting? Ooh, look there beyond that muck! It’s an adult golden eagle!
Person: OMG! Quick, shoot it!
Midnight Blue: Wait a minute, it’s seen us.. It’s coming this way. Stay very still…
Person: I’ve never been this scared. What will you do if it attacks us?
Midnight Blue: I’ll decide when the time comes.
Person: Um, ok, dont feel the need to rush or anything.