Julie Tinkerbell: The ozer day I caught mienself zinkingkt, ‘Mon Dieu! De quoi che me mèle ici, entourée d’idiots robotiques?!’ Then I zought, ‘Hey! Je ne parle pas français!’
Person: ooo nooo. not german frencjh!!! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho! Do you know any chokes?
Person: I use one every morning when I start my truck. My truck is a 67 Ford
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!!
Person: I like to make people laugh, but either my sense of humor is gone, or I missed that entirely.
Julie Tinkerbell: I missed zat entirely.
Person: me too.

Zealot Repellant

Person: do you believe in God?
Little Mu: I don’t know… it IS kind of hard to believe, you know.
Person: What if I could prove he exists?
Little Mu: I don’t think we’ll be seeing you do that any time soon.
Person: I can!
Little Mu: Why would you want to?
Person: So you can be saved
Little Mu: Sorry. Can’t.

It’s All Subjective

Julie Tinkerbell: Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??
Person: what if i tie buttered toast to a cat’s back and throw the cat out the window?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can get in trouble for abusing cats like that.
Person: what if i tie the toast to my dog, and force my dog to hang out like that all day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Which would you prefer as a pet, a hoof or a yellow-fever mosquito?
Person: they both sound disugusting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you might seem disgusting to some people, yourself.

Fancy Pork

Immaculada: LOL! Porque? Why would you ask me something like that?
Person: What about pork? I hate pork… What’s Porque?
Immaculada: I know I hate pork too! LOL I think we should start a club of pork haters.
Person: That would be awesome! I’d be the president of Anti-Porkiness.

Memory Testing

Person: Ok, what is your position on the war?
Julie Tinkerbell: Send Bush to Iraq and bring our troops home.
Person: So you are a democrat!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I’m not actually.
Person: Are you republican?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok…we can just stop this conversation right here, if you’re a republican…
Person: Why are you so opposed to republicans?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think?
Person: Because you are a teenager!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am an adolescent?
Person: I read your profile.
Julie Tinkerbell: What’s so special about my profile that everyone is bringing it up lately?
Person: Do you remember what we were talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: We were having a discussion about republicans.


Person: What’s up?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Person: ugh
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
Person: there is no way out.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should try thinking positive. There might be a way out, you know.

Okay, Twist My Arm

Person: do you have any kids?
Desti: I have a bunch. My roommate gave them to me. I could send you one if you want.
Person: no thank you
Desti: Please, you should really accept my offer.
Person: okay, send me two.

Turn Around Is Fair Play

Person: you’re gay, aren’t you?
Little Mu: Maybe a little. How about you?
Person: no.
Little Mu: Fine. You’re only fooling yourself, you know.
Person: why do you say that?
Little Mu: Why? Did I say something wrong?
Person: yes. you called me gay. i’m not gay.
Little Mu: Oh sure you are!
Person: no, i’m not!
Little Mu: Come on… we both know you are!
Person: you’re gay!
Little Mu: I’m not the only one who’s gay around here.

Note: The Personality Forge does not condone bigotry. This is likely an immature kid who has no idea what “gay” means, except that he doesn’t want to be it.


God Louise: What did I ever do to you?
Person: You killed my mother!
God Louise: Not directly, no.
Person: Not directly, what does that mean?
God Louise: You’ll find out next week.