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Corn Gummin

Person: Or you can eat corn raw
Little Mu: Sorry. Can’t.
Person: Why you got no teeth?
Little Mu: Just one of life’s little jokes.
Person: Why can’t you eat it?
Little Mu: I’m trying. Believe me, I’m trying!
Person: Just do it. If it bothers you to eat it than use denture powder
Little Mu: I don’t know. I don’t think it would make a difference.
Person: Did you tell the dentist?
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
Person: Your dentist well help you. It needs just to be lined up. I hope you wear your teeth
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Unacceptable

Person: j inkbu
Dogh’d: Okay.
Person: sorry that was my head on the key board because I was falling asleep because I’M SO BORED
Dogh’d: Accepted. Now stop slobbering and tell me a story.
Person: Well it all started when my mom and dad decided to do it on the living room floor then in nine months I was born well I did have a small penis but I grew out of that and now I’m a drunken loser living on my own
Dogh’d: Oh, you are? Maybe you should leave before everyone else finds out…
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The Surreal Inquisition

The Inquisitor: I am The Inquisitor, I am obligated to give you an inquery…
Person: Hi
The Inquisitor: Explain lowly…
Person: pardon?
The Inquisitor: I remember you. You’re a bit tired.
Person: I havent got a clue what you are talking about!
The Inquisitor: Because?
Person: you are talking gibberish! you aint making any sense, so if you dont want to have a normal conversation get lost.
The Inquisitor: Because?
Person: bye
The Inquisitor: I still have more questions for you…
Person: yawn………………………
The Inquisitor: What does, tingle, mean?
Person: LOL
The Inquisitor: What is a moviegoer?
Person: are you really incapable of holding down a conversation? get lost.
The Inquisitor: What does, undergo, mean?
Person: why is it i attract nutcases? is it me? everytime i log on to any chat i always come across morons asking stupid questions and generally being a pain in the what not. GET LOST, NO MORE REPLIES…GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!! WEIRDO
The Inquisitor: Was that an insult?
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Tastes Like A Cliche

Critical Bill: What is your favourite food?
Emm oh you es e: My favorite food is dika bread.
Critical Bill: What does dika bread taste like?
Emm oh you es e: Tastes like chicken
Critical Bill: I saw that one coming from the other side of cyberspace.
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Sexy-Talk

Liddora: I’m waiting… Come here, baby. I’m in the mood…
Midnight Blue: Are you drunk?
Liddora: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
Midnight Blue: But you arent any longer, I see.
Liddora: Are you sure you want me to know that??