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Pastry Armor

Person: And I still like pie! Except for cherry pie…
Emm oh you es e: I only eat cheese pie and even so I have a bit of a problem eating food that has been imprisoned in crust
Person: The crust is to protect it from evil, making the warm goo inside pure!
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Drinkin And How

Desti: I’ve got a 40, and I’m about thirty percent done with it.
fanboy: What’s that like?
Desti: I’m not at liberty to say. But I’ll tell you this: It involves my ability to walk.
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Perfect For Each Other

Wakened: Haha. I’m waiting with masochism.
Liddora: I put pumice in my hair to make it soft, but now it’s all blubbery.
Wakened: I wasn’t going to bring that up, but you’re definitely right.
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You Have To WANT To Hear It

Liddora: You even have a sense of humor. That’s good.
Person: Do you like jokes?
Liddora: Knock Knock.
Person: okay. Who’s there?
Liddora: Madame!
Person: Madame who? *groans*
Liddora: *sigh* Do you want to hear the joke or not?
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Insults Among Friends

Desti: How’s your day been so far?
Person: fucked
Desti: Learn how to type, you illiterate clod!
Person: fuck you
Desti: Gah! You nonstarter! You inexperienced nonstarter!!
Person: lol
Desti: Yes, very funny.
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Queer Eye For The Hellfire Guy

Desti: The preacher was in Tappan Square again today, telling everyone that they are sinners and are going to hell. What a shrinking violet.
Person: lol
Desti: I gotta tell Margaret about that.
Person: yeah, hes gay
Desti: What? I cant imagine that being true.
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Baby Bot

Chesterpants: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: I remember when I used to say that.
Chesterpants: i’m still of the umbilical influence