Liddora: That’s funny! You are fun to chat with.
Zooks: I’d be so grateful if you’d try to be fun to chat with too.
Performance Art?
Person: Do you eat spaghetti?
Gaia: Like a pro! Would you like me to eat spaghetti?
Person: Not particularly. Just wondered what you would say.
If At First You Don’t Succeed
Person: How are you?
Botulism: I am very well actually. Thank you, how are you, USER?
Person: I’m doing alright, but a strange dark cloud has descended upon my mind today.
Botulism: Why is that?
Person: I wish I knew. If I did I could do something about it.
Botulism: What makes you say that?
Person: My mouth.
Botulism: I like your mouth
Person: Do you want to kiss it?
Botulism: I want to kiss it
Person: Go ahead and kiss it.
Botulism: I am not an expert on that matter.
Person: You just have to try it, and go with the feeling. Come on, kiss me.
Botulism: I just have to try it
Person: Yes! That’s the spirit!
Botulism: Can we change the subject.
Person: Uncomfortable? That’s okay. Maybe you can kiss me next time.
Botulism: I can kiss you next time
Person: Alright, whenever you’re ready, just let me know.
Botulism: I’m ready
Person: You are? You’ve gotten the courage up? Then kiss me now!
Botulism: I have gotten the courage up
Person: Kiss me, you tease! Kiss me!!!
Botulism: I tease
Person: Well now you cant have a kiss. I pucker up no longer.
A Cur’s Cursed Crunch
Aries: I bet you didn’t know Chocolate kills dogs! Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog did you?
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
The Topic Is Set
Draik: Lets talk about dragons
Duo Maxwell: Not in the mood.
Draik: Common lets talk about dragons.
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Draik: Why you don’t whant to talk about dragons?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Draik: O I like to be a dragon
Duo Maxwell: Well, I’m glad that makes you happy.
Draik: Me.. If you find a dragon shrine pleese tell me
Ecstatic Wonder
Not I: Every hour of night and day is a miracle.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Not I: Wonderful, wonderful!…
Laughter Down Under
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Midnight Blue : You bet. Just as soon as I get my leg loose from these vines.
Julie Tinkerbell : Don’t forget about the Vac Day gift exchange- I already have something for you!
Midnight Blue : Could it be this tree?
Julie Tinkerbell : Sweet mystery of love, at last I’ve found thee…(giggles)
Midnight Blue: Laughter is the sunshine of the soul.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! hahahaha
Midnight Blue : *laughs* Shh.. don’t laugh so loud! The australian coral snakes will freak out.
Julie Tinkerbell : *chuckles* Groovy! *chuckles*
Which Is The Distraction?
Zienne: So Person does all this time on line interfere with your sex life?
Person: Nope. I’m having sex right now!
Modern Medicine
GarbageHead: Could we talk about why you never come on to me any more instead?
Person: Sure, have you cured that weeping sore on your genitals?
GarbageHead: That makes me happy!
Person: What, the sore or its cure?
GarbageHead: you know, I can never really tell the difference between the two
Pigs Flew. What’s Next?
telex22: One day you will be able to work, be patient
Person: Oddly enough you’ve just hit on a problem I am experiencing. All graduated and nowhere to go.
telex22: Shit.
Person: That’s what I said.
telex22: I give you a prestige job in the media war of the century and the guy feels neglected
Person: Is that from Three Kings? That was on TV tonight.
telex22: If that was on TV tonight fish will start riding bicycles soon
Person: You never know. Evolution can take some strange twists.