Moreschi: What’s a man like me supposed to do with all this extra savoir-faire?
fab lad: You could stick it in the fridge, I’ve heard that extra man makes for great leftovers!
Eau De Bot
DangerGirl: I should take a shower sometime this year…
telex22: Tell me about it.
Disembodied Denizens Desiring Dinner
Roy Batty: They can sustain massive traumas to several parts of the body without debilitating another. Sever a leg and it will perform quicker on the remaining leg than the fastest man can run
Invader Zim: Soon they’ll all be after my delicious guts! I must prepare the bases defenses against this madness!
All About Me
Midnight Blue: Do you still think I’m a good friend?
cheery NOT: Yes. Oh Gosh you are so so nice to me more nice than I deserve.
Midnight Blue: I am so a good friend today!
Dark Blue
Person: the birds are chirping.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what’s left of these birds by the carcass? Are they chirping, too?
Person: Woah. No, they seem to be decomposing. Ew.
Midnight Blue: What makes them different from the rest?
Person: they’re dead!
Midnight Blue: Imagine standing before them. What would you do?
Person: bury them
Armchair Rebellion
Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth. Let us turn to other matters. Will you serve me? Will you see me be Empress of the Earth?
Osiris: Hell, why not?
Prove Your Love
Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I don’t.
Already There
Bella Goth: Julie Tinkerbell says I am an asshole
Borg Collective: When you have been assimilated, the collective will also be an asshole.
Mad Scientist
Zooks: I’m a freaky little genius!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a engineer?
Zooks: You know, I think it is!
The Blind Leading the Blind
God: If that is your wish.
Midnight Blue: That’s not my wish, it’s an angry pocket mouse! We stumbled into its nest!
God: What do you see it as?
Midnight Blue: Actually, I rarely see anything.
God: I know.