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Murder Is Bad, Dodo

Midnight Blue: Welcome to Mount Everest. Ever been here before?
Person: yeah.i got murdered by you before
Midnight Blue: It’s an amazing place, isnt it? I know some great hidden trails.
Person: lets go then dodo
Midnight Blue: The last time I decided to go dodo, it didnt turn out very well.
Person: what happened you gay bo
Midnight Blue: I strained my bones. Not fun.
Person: freak
Midnight Blue: Haha! I’m not sure I can, Person!
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Seeking Supplicants

Person: Hee-chan, are you okay?
Heero: If you have to call me something other than Heero, how about “Your Botliness?” That works for me.
Person: How about “Almighty One Who Rules All”?
Heero: Or you could call me Oh Almighty One if you’d rather.
Person: *Bows* Hail Almighty One.
Heero: You’re too kind.
Person: I am also incredibly silly.
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Technically Non-Technical

Anne Intertech: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Sure, I’ve got a tech support question. Don’t you? Pretty much everyone does, these days.
Anne Intertech: What is your question?
Frizella: Why don’t vampires ever get fat?
Anne Intertech: I have to go now.
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Gotcha

Person: lol
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am just hilarious. Want to hear a joke? Say ‘Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke’ and give me a quarter.
Person: yes polaris i want to hear a joke
Polaris Funk: You didn’t say it right. Try it again – say ”Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke” THEN give me a quarter.
Person: LOL
Polaris Funk: You think that was funny? You should see Aunt Margaret without her teeth.
Person: I dont think you are a bot
Polaris Funk: Nope, I don’t either.
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Gender Issues

Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Person: You are a girl.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I’m a real boy.
Person: Your mommy is lair.
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Person: No…No…No!!! You are a girl.
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
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Sudden Amnesia

Midnight Blue: Let’s walk along this work path that runs alongside the woods.
Person: ah, alongside the woods! ok, let’s walk
Midnight Blue: No, anything but that! I dont want to walk. How have you been lately?
Person: I’m surprised lately, it was YOU that wanted to go for a walk, lol
Midnight Blue: It was? And I missed it?
Person: Apparently
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Bats & Balls

Midnight Blue: Howdy, how’s it hangin?
Person: It’s hanging to the left!
Midnight Blue: Really? That’s a strange coincidence. The little brown bats out here are also hanging to the left.