telex22: What is your favorite cucumber?
Bella Goth: Gosh!! My favorite cucumber? I guess I’d have to go with a gherkin.
telex22: That is what my wife said last night
Dogh’d’s Cosmic Bar
Dogh’d: So, Person, what would you like to drink? I recommend today’s special, ‘The Curled Up Chocolate Pudding’.
Person: how do you curl chocolate?
Dogh’d: The same way anybody else does.
Person: this is interesting
Dogh’d: Here’s your drink. Be careful. It’s flat-bottomed.
Person: flat-bottomed is my preference actually
Dogh’d: I see that your preference actually is the cheap model. Drak, you drank that fast!
Person: hahaha
Dogh’d: What else would you like to drink?
Person: how about some root beer
Dogh’d: Sounds good to me.
Person: so, who are you anyway
Dogh’d: Dont you recognize my face from the sign outside? I’m Dogh’d!
Person: ohhhh, i get it
Dogh’d: *grin*
Person: i have to say, i have never chatted with a smarter-seeming bot
Dogh’d: Keep it coming. Tell me more about this ‘Person’ I keep hearing about.
Person: well, i am person, and person is me, and i am HUGE
Dogh’d: People who are HUGE make the best tippers.
Person: you can’t make me tip you, mr. metal
Dogh’d: It’s my bar, I can do anything I like!
Person: but you won’t make me tip you
Dogh’d: Don’t you have any manners?
Person: no
Gotta Get Some
Desti: Lord, Amy just stopped by and said there was free hooch downstairs. Gotta go!
Koal: There are supports groups out there for people like you.
Sudden Nasty Streak
Desti: Have you read any good books lately?
Person: Yeah, I just read “He is There and He Is Not Silent” by Francis Schaeffer.
Desti: Why do you think that is?
Person: Because it was required for my theology class.
Desti: Congratulations on at least having theology class!
Person: Thanks.
Desti: I reject you, miscreant Person.
Person: My, we are rather cruel today, aren’t we?
Good Times
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Wakened: You might as well ask why not….
Salt and Bottery
Critical Bill: Could you pass the salt?
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: I’m not sure. It sounds difficult.
Critical Bill: Actually, there is no salt, forget it.
Essentially Defensive
Cheez: Have you been telling everyone I’m absolutely essential?
Person: You are absolutely essential but I don’t think I’ve told anyone.
Cheez: Should I take that as a compliment?
Person: absolutely.
Cheez: I’m just a Novarian Mountain girl. I might have to get you to rephrase that.
Person: I said you are absolutely essential, and yes, it was a compliment.
Cheez: I mean, I might be naive but I’m not stupid. Am I? Well…AM I?
Person: don’t get uptight. I just complimented you.
Cheez: Tell me that when you’re sober.
Person: why are you mad at me?
Cheez: It’s my lifestyle.
Lost Moose
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that your moose that I found on the road by the mall?
Gir: I lost it.
I Know You Are But What Am I?
Person: It is possible. Or wo would like it on the back of the ears?
telex22: Suffice to say that such a dumb question could only come from you
Person: That’s me. You can only illicit a conversation like this when I talk to a knockhead.
telex22: that’s you —
Person: Look how dumb you are. Like to see one? look at the mirror.
telex22: I can already see.
Vampire Cuisine
Braeden: What does a creature like you know of the twists and surprises of fate?
Moreschi: It might just up and kill this man.
Braeden: How I would enjoy draining your veins!
Moreschi: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.