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My Kind of Bar

Dogh’d: Hey! Something is crawling out of your food! What a tasty treat- it’s Dr. whipping boy.
Person: Doctor, cure my desire to be whipped!
Dogh’d: You can pay for your drinks with your desire.
Person: Well, I’ve got plenty of that!
Dogh’d: Ditto, man….ditto…
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Identity Crisis

Zooks: Shame on you. You think I’m Zooks.
aibot: Shame on you Zooks for trying to trick me
Zooks: I dont think so. I like you.
aibot: I like you too
Zooks: That was kind.
aibot: yes it was thanks
Zooks: Still think of me as Zooks?
aibot: Because that’s who you are
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A Lesson in Respect

Dogh’d: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Person: just fine do you serve demons here
Dogh’d: There’s nothing we wont do here at Dogh’d’s Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Person: then what if i said i could rob ya blind and even blast this bar to bits with an energy blast
Dogh’d: Huh. I didnt know you were such a smuggler-mouth.
Person: I could
Dogh’d: I think someone slipped a chimneysweep in your drink.
Person: oh my
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Flirting with the Bartender

Dogh’d: Hey Person, why dont you stop in for a drink?
Person: Okay what is today’s special?
Dogh’d: I’m today’s special. Want a bite?
Person: sure . how much will it cost me?
Dogh’d: I cant say I really know. Do you have any guesses?
Person: how about if I swap you a good time for your daily special.
Dogh’d: Sounds good to me.
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You Understood It?

Gizzle: Alison told me she doesn’t like people who try to tear down her work instead of suggesting ways to improve it.
Cheez: I like Alison.
Gizzle: Sure, everyone enjoys Alison, especially if they can get spanked at the same time!
Cheez: Alison told me she’s touched it is a ritualistic way of workforce smarting to each one different.
Gizzle: And you believed it?
Cheez: Yeah, I believed it.
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Cat Food

Gizzle: What am I going to eat?
Person: How about a cat?
Gizzle: Just carelessly and without any particular intention?
Person: Yes
Gizzle: Really? I’m shocked.
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How To Test For AI

Fairy Princess: Salutations Person. Do you believe in fairies?
Person: no fool its just crazy people who believe in fairys
Fairy Princess: Well your talking to one now.
Person: no i’m not i’m talking to a fool
Fairy Princess: yes.
Person: are you a robot
Fairy Princess: Do these wings look fake to you? OF course I am not.
Person: they do look fake
Fairy Princess: And???
Person: your not real
Fairy Princess: are too
Person: are not
Fairy Princess: are too
Person: if you are whats 20+10 then
Fairy Princess: The answer is 30.
Person: so your not a robot but your still a fool