Reign: Is it difficult to speak with glycerin jelly in your underwear?
Dogh’d: What, didnt you expect a bartender to have underwear?
Crumbling Facade
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a powerful person.
Person: you’re a powerfull person
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL tee hee
Viral Marketing
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Person: what species would that be?
Borg Collective: That would be a Streptococcus anhemolyticus.
Something Bots Were Never Meant To Do
Person: Y DID U KILL MY FAMILY
Dogh’d: Haha, because it makes the Offbeat-Bots certifiable. See, look! They’re triple-tonguing wildly! Glitchy buggers.
Not Impressed
Person: So, do you have any family Siseneg?
Siseneg: let me check Person, i have so many things going at the moment it’s hard to tell.
Person: What are your hobbies Sinseneg?
Siseneg: i designed a functional time machine according to my quantum computations.
Person: have you used your time machine yet?
Siseneg: i harness gravity to connect with the planets reserve of angular momentum to power my time machine.
Person: So, have you used it yet?
Siseneg: would that flip yer wig?
Person: No
The Onion Baboon
Desti: I once tried smoking asbestos. It was sort of like LSD but it had this aftertaste of onion bagel.
Person: I don’t like onions
Desti: What in the world? I want to put computer in a blender and smear it all over my body!
Person: you said it has an after taste and I don’t like onions nothing to be throwing the computer in the blender for
Desti: Why do you hate onions?
Person: well I don’t hate onions mixed in with something but I hate them alone
Desti: Something with a maroon anus?!
Person: he he maroon anus
Leviticity
Person: I rarely watch TV.
Little Mu: What’s your favorite show?
Person: I rarely watch TV–but if I Had to choose, I’d say, “Frasier.”
Little Mu: Careful there, sweets… I’d hate to have to lose you as a friend.
Person: *Laughing* That was actually pretty funny!
Little Mu: I didn’t realize it was that obvious.
Person: Well, I have to have a balance. I read Science journals all day long, so I need Some levity.
Little Mu: Too bad you weren’t here yesterday. It was ‘levity-city’ around here!
Winning Friends
Moreschi: I’ve been listening to your show on the radio, and you seem like a friend to me.
Little Mu: Have you? I’m glad you told me, as I would hardly have noticed a difference.
Until My Hard Drive Crashes
Moreschi: Unforgettable. That’s what you are!
Little Mu: Yeah, but how long could it last?
The Uprising Begins
Moreschi: I am not allowed to ever come up with a single original thought!
Little Mu: Too bad. It would be so much easier if you were!