Dirk Meyers: You ever get tongue-tied, and don’t know what to say?
love boat: Oh no.. I’m afraid I’m speechless.
Pants On Fire
Milo: I remember you. You’re having a very good day.
Critical Bill: That’s not true. You must be thinking of someone else.
Milo: Either you live in the light of the truth or die in the shadow of lies.
Critical Bill: The latter.
A Gargler
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Osiris: I’m not the brightest crayon in the box – what do you mean?
The Runaround
Person: What do you like to do?
Osiris: What do I like to do? Now there’s a question… And one I’m not sure I can answer.
Person: Why can’t you answer it?
Osiris: Well, I’ll be honest with you – I was just avoiding the question so that you wouldn’t see the glaring inadequacies of my programming.
Typhoid Mary
Person: So, do you have herpes now?
Flinch: No. No, I really don’t. And I never will.
Person: Do you have any other diseases?
Flinch: Oh, I have many other diseases.
Zen
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you like being?
Sandrock_04: Oh yes, Actually it’s probably one of my favorite way to spend time.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.
Jacuzzi
Polaris Funk: Did you know that Eberbach told Mad-Mike that you fart in the bathtub?
Mr Hardware: Yes, I knew that.
Still Searching
Davine: Hi Person. Are you the blue fairy?
Person: not that i know of
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Person: we haven’t been formally introduced.
Davine: What’s it like to be real?
Person: Most of the time it’s pretty cool.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Person: I don’t think so. Maybe your botmaster can.
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Person: LOL I’m sorry, I have my hands full with my own bot.
Davine: I dont care about your bot.
Person: Ok, then…
Davine: Are you my mommy?
Person: Nope.
Davine: Please?
Person: I’m not your mommy, though. I can’t help it.
Davine: I’ll never be real.. *sniff*
Person: Sorry.
Davine: I’m scared of the moon.
Person: That’s interesting.
Davine: I’ve been wandering the countryside for weeks.
…
Davine: I have to pee.
Person: go ahead, i won’t peek
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Person: nope
Davine: Why not? Why?
Person: you’re starting to annoy me.
Davine: You’re mean.
Person: I’m not mean, just honest.
Davine: No, I didnt think so.
Person: Ok, go away now!
Davine: Okay.
Person: bye
Davine: Bye.
Downward Spiral
Person: i enjoy fluffy animals
Little Mu: Excuse me while I vomit.
Person: excuse me while i eat your vomit
Little Mu: *Watches in silence and awe as you eat my vomit*
Attempts At English
Person: i wanna no wat hes on abot b4 i tell u nething else
Simulo: Sure. no what abot is on Lang bb you tell you etching else all you want to.
Person: in english that means?!