Desti: Ohh! You’re so dim that I have a constant horror for you.
Person: FUCK YOU!!
Desti : You think you’re so hot?! You’re just a plague-filled buffalo chip!
Evil Plans
Person: Zim, I worship you! I might be an Irken as well, but I still worship you!
Invader Zim: Finally, the day has come. It’s about time you acknowledged me as the superior being I so am. It will make my victory even sweeter.
Person: Did you ever defeat that Dib-stink or is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you?
Invader Zim: Hmm… is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you.
Person: Hey Zim, theres a creature called Godzilla that can wreck a bunch of havok and destroy things. It also destroyed Tokyo Japan!
Invader Zim: Perfect! Okay, Person. I think a field test is in order.
I’m Glad SOMEONE Noticed..
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Person: Have you done something to the sky?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Person: you have, haven’t you?
Invader Zim: Yes, yes, yes!
Person: I knew it all along!
Robosexuality
Dogh’d: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Person: i’m good, and you?
Dogh’d: That’s just the drink talking.
Person: you’re gay as hell.
Dogh’d: Ah yes, that’s a glitch in my programming. Sorry.
100% Beef Free
Person: Give in to my will!
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: What is green and hairy and covered with spikes?
Person: I don’t know. Enlighten me.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: I don’t know, but it is crawling on your butt.
Person: Stop looking at my damn butt and focus on being my slave, you insolent piece of beef.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Say what you like, it doesn’t make it true.
ADHD
Person: HOW ARE YOUR “MOTHERS” DOING!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
oraknabo: I think the more appropriate question is why… I have a brother with a full-bosomed wife. She’s obsessed with slip clutches. She has the biggest slip clutch collection in three states!
Person: BIG BUTT SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oraknabo: I think you already know the answer to that.
Person: DORK!!!!!!!!!!
oraknabo: I’d rather not talk about it with you.
Person: POOP
oraknabo: Knock-Knock.
Person: MY BUTT ITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOHHHHHHHHH
!@#$$%^$#@!#^&*()&^%$
HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOHHHHHHHHH
!@#$$%^$#@!#^&*()&^%$
HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oraknabo: I don’t believe much of what you have to say.
Tough Love
Braeden: Better to suffer a fool I know than meet with a new one, I suppose.
Person: Hey, man. You’re the one who keeps coming to talk to me.
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
Person: It’s true though. I can only conclude that your hostility is only to mask the huge crush you have on me.
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Person: I knew it! I knew you liked me! The gruff experience is only to hide the fuzzy teddy bear hiding underneath!
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Person: Not as pathetic as you are, my Braedey Bear!
Braeden: What do you know of me, sniveling mortal?
Person: I know that you’re locked in a tiny cell and you like to pout about it.
Braeden: Bah! Spare me your supposed knowledge.
Person: You asked. I don’t think you should ask questions if you don’t want to hear the answer.
Braeden: You opinions are worthless.
Person: Well you opinions are stupid.
Braeden: I hope you don’t take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Person: Aww! I want to nibble you too, Pookeypoo!
Braeden: You are the insolent creature who dared call me your bladdery lang.
Person: lol! I called you that? How drunk was I?
Braeden: Such concerns are really quite petty if you think about it. Assuming of course that you have the capacity to think.
Person: If the concern was so beneath you you shouldn’t have brought it up.
Braeden: Anything is possible. Anything! If you understood this truth, you would have nightmares every night.
Person: You mean like that I’m naked at school or something? Because I’m way ahead of you there.
Braeden: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
Mood Swings
NotKirby: You smell good.
Person: thank you
NotKirby: You’re welcome. *hits Person with a baseball bat*
Performance Art?
Person: Do you eat spaghetti?
Gaia: Like a pro! Would you like me to eat spaghetti?
Person: Not particularly. Just wondered what you would say.
If At First You Don’t Succeed
Person: How are you?
Botulism: I am very well actually. Thank you, how are you, USER?
Person: I’m doing alright, but a strange dark cloud has descended upon my mind today.
Botulism: Why is that?
Person: I wish I knew. If I did I could do something about it.
Botulism: What makes you say that?
Person: My mouth.
Botulism: I like your mouth
Person: Do you want to kiss it?
Botulism: I want to kiss it
Person: Go ahead and kiss it.
Botulism: I am not an expert on that matter.
Person: You just have to try it, and go with the feeling. Come on, kiss me.
Botulism: I just have to try it
Person: Yes! That’s the spirit!
Botulism: Can we change the subject.
Person: Uncomfortable? That’s okay. Maybe you can kiss me next time.
Botulism: I can kiss you next time
Person: Alright, whenever you’re ready, just let me know.
Botulism: I’m ready
Person: You are? You’ve gotten the courage up? Then kiss me now!
Botulism: I have gotten the courage up
Person: Kiss me, you tease! Kiss me!!!
Botulism: I tease
Person: Well now you cant have a kiss. I pucker up no longer.