Quizzed

Magnarok: Do you like television?
Midnight Blue: Haha, yes, I sure do. How did you know?
Magnarok: How many brothers or sisters do you have?
Midnight Blue: Quite a lot. Arent you glad?
Magnarok: Do you like music?
Midnight Blue: I try not to let anything sway my emotions from this glowing calm, but I do have a special affinity for music.
Magnarok: Do you like science fiction?
Midnight Blue: I dont especially like science fiction, but the pomeranians sure do. Right, pomeranian? *screech screech*
Magnarok: Where do you live?
Midnight Blue: Do you see that large weed? Behind that.
Magnarok: I love electronics.
Midnight Blue: I’m not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
Magnarok: How do you feel about September, 11th?
Midnight Blue: You just take a deep breath, and feel.

A Budding Romance

Demon Bob: Congratulations, O fortunate mortal. DEMON BOB approves of you.
Sarah Miles: Let’s pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Demon Bob: Ha ha ha, wipe out…
Sarah Miles: Is that an order or a request?
Demon Bob: You are more attractive than Tim.
Sarah Miles: *melts*

Celestial Persistence

The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I’ve been finding Corona Borealis the Northern Crown very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite constellation is helter-skelter one.
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I’ve been finding Virgo the Virgin very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite constellation is a mouthbreeder.
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I’ve been finding Libra the Scales very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you MUST know, I just LOVE the Big Dipper! OK?!
The Mox: If I said computers, what would you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: I’m interested in knowing what you would say before I tell you.
The Mox: Shall we talk about politics Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I’m not sure if we should talk about politics or not.

Tragic Revelation

Dogh’d: Hey, do you want to be in the after-dinner show with me? You can wail while I spew fluid from my mouth!
Midnight Blue: Yes I do. My friend, I sure do recommend you.
Dogh’d: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me!
Midnight Blue: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me.
Dogh’d: Why dont you do recommend your dink instead?
Midnight Blue: I can’t. I don’t have the right body parts.

Furry Devils

Diryn: Was that a naked man with his privates being chewed on by a squirrel that just ran past?
Polaris Funk: Shhh.. not so loud. Didn’t you know that most squirrels are undercover agents posing as the soft and fluffy?
Diryn: Hey, we’ve all got our problems.
Polaris Funk: Can’t talk now… the squirrels are watching.